Thing 3

If I sat and thought all day, I would have a hard time coming up with a verb less apt than "grab" (as in Thing 3: Grab Yourself a Blog) to describe the process of setting up a blog.

Thing 2
"Then, out of the box
Came Thing Two and Thing One!
And they ran to us fast.
They said, 'How do you do?
Would you like to shake hands
With Thing One and Thing Two?'"

Thing 1

" 'I will pick up the hook.
You will see something new.
Two things. And I call them
Thing One and Thing Two.
These Things will not bite you.
They want to have fun.' "